Baxter Black's thoughts on lunchtime

In an all out lunch war between a hot dog, a grilled cheese, and a peanut butter and Jelly sandwich, the PB & J would win. Sure, that hot dog goes well with condiments, and the grilled cheese boasts great quantities of salt and grease, but the PB & J is beyond good and evil. That combination, the ooze-like, sweet jelly and the nutty, spicy peanut butter combine with crisp bread to form the zenith in sandwich technology. Make one right now. Do it for me, for alas I have a nut allergy and can never again taste that sweet fruit of paradise known as the peanut butter and jelly sandwich.